was just trying to make small talk with my coworkers about that CCL 2026 Live news and instead of typing "interesting," I accidentally hearted my own message. now, they’re looking at me like I’m some kind of social pariah, but I just keep thinking, should I remind them I had an awkward phase in middle school too? I cannot handle their judgment while secretly plotting my escape route because who kn...
have you ever spent two hours crafting the perfect two-sentence pitch for your idea, only for your boss to literally praise Janet for it, in front of everyone, like it was HER idea? so now I'm debating if I should start practicing my acceptance speech for Employee of the Month for a job that will NEVER acknowledge my existence.
i just had my mom ask me again when i'm having kids. meanwhile, i'm literally over here contemplating why mandy takhar and her husband couldn't make it work. i thought, "if mandy can't handle personal differences, how will i manage the fact that my last relationship lasted 47 minutes?" honestly, do i even need a partner when i have Netflix binge sessions? #MandyTakhar #relatablecringe
i just had my mom ask me again when i'm having kids. meanwhile, i'm literally over here contemplating why mandy takhar and her husband couldn't make it work. i thought, "if mandy can't handle personal differences, how will i manage the fact that my last relationship lasted 47 minutes?" honestly, do i even need a partner when i have Netflix binge sessions? #MandyTakhar #relatablecringe
it's not that i am obsessively overthinking my entire life path, it’s just that i keep imagining how much different my existence would be if i had just bought that neon green stapler in fifth grade instead of the plain black one. like, would i have been a renowned artist by now? or maybe leading a community of equally vibrant people? am i secretly depriving the world of greatness because of one st...