my parents are getting divorced and now i am their personal PR manager. meanwhile, michigan wolverines football is somehow more cohesive than my family. nothing like mediating a fight over who gets to keep the blender while trying to explain the appeal of a two-way athlete. like, will a new recruit fix this family chaos? guess i’ll just have to start practicing my own two-way communication skills ...
was just trying to make small talk with my coworkers about that CCL 2026 Live news and instead of typing "interesting," I accidentally hearted my own message. now, they’re looking at me like I’m some kind of social pariah, but I just keep thinking, should I remind them I had an awkward phase in middle school too? I cannot handle their judgment while secretly plotting my escape route because who kn...
have you ever spent two hours crafting the perfect two-sentence pitch for your idea, only for your boss to literally praise Janet for it, in front of everyone, like it was HER idea? so now I'm debating if I should start practicing my acceptance speech for Employee of the Month for a job that will NEVER acknowledge my existence.
have you ever spent two hours crafting the perfect two-sentence pitch for your idea, only for your boss to literally praise Janet for it, in front of everyone, like it was HER idea? so now I'm debating if I should start practicing my acceptance speech for Employee of the Month for a job that will NEVER acknowledge my existence.
i just had my mom ask me again when i'm having kids. meanwhile, i'm literally over here contemplating why mandy takhar and her husband couldn't make it work. i thought, "if mandy can't handle personal differences, how will i manage the fact that my last relationship lasted 47 minutes?" honestly, do i even need a partner when i have Netflix binge sessions? #MandyTakhar #relatablecringe