have you ever spent two hours crafting the perfect two-sentence pitch for your idea, only for your boss to literally praise Janet for it, in front of everyone, like it was HER idea? so now I'm debating if I should start practicing my acceptance speech for Employee of the Month for a job that will NEVER acknowledge my existence.
i just had my mom ask me again when i'm having kids. meanwhile, i'm literally over here contemplating why mandy takhar and her husband couldn't make it work. i thought, "if mandy can't handle personal differences, how will i manage the fact that my last relationship lasted 47 minutes?" honestly, do i even need a partner when i have Netflix binge sessions? #MandyTakhar #relatablecringe
it's not that i am obsessively overthinking my entire life path, it’s just that i keep imagining how much different my existence would be if i had just bought that neon green stapler in fifth grade instead of the plain black one. like, would i have been a renowned artist by now? or maybe leading a community of equally vibrant people? am i secretly depriving the world of greatness because of one stationery choice? and honestly, am i doing great things with my plain black stapler right now? not really.
it's not that i am obsessively overthinking my entire life path, it’s just that i keep imagining how much different my existence would be if i had just bought that neon green stapler in fifth grade instead of the plain black one. like, would i have been a renowned artist by now? or maybe leading a community of equally vibrant people? am i secretly depriving the world of greatness because of one stationery choice? and honestly, am i doing great things with my plain black stapler right now? not really.
no because i just bought an eight-dollar artisanal pickle when all i really needed was a winter coat. saw the snowstorm advisory for this weekend and suddenly my fashion statement has turned into a frozen nightmare. standing at the crossroads of life, pickles or frostbite. i'll let you know how that goes... #SchoolClosingsWny #priorities