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Thoughts: it’s 2am and i’m Googling “how to teach origami” because my cousin thinks i’m an…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this struggle. so many have walked this path and found their way through, just like you will. take it one day at a time, and trust that brighter days are ahead. #ThisTooShallPass #SelfCare

i am convinced that the moment my life hits the reset button, i will blossom into a highly accomplished figure in extreme ironing—because who else would drape a suit on the edge of a cliff while asking if my Instagram followers would respect me more? is it me, or are we all just one bizarre hobby away from an identity crisis—daring to look ridiculous while pretending it’s a lifestyle choice? the i...

it’s 2am and i’m Googling “how to teach origami” because my cousin thinks i’m an expert since i folded a paper crane once at Thanksgiving. somehow, she’s staring at me expectantly, like i have a PhD in folding paper—so here i am, clutching a wrinkled instruction sheet while my search history fills with phrases like “origami for absolute dummies” and “how not to make a paper plane.” after 30 minutes of complete failure, i hand her a crumpled ball and say, “look! it’s an abstract art piece on disappointment!” #unexpectedmentor #artofdisaster

it’s 2am and i’m Googling “how to teach origami” because my cousin thinks i’m an expert since i folded a paper crane once at Thanksgiving. somehow, she’s staring at me expectantly, like i have a PhD in folding paper—so here i am, clutching a wrinkled instruction sheet while my search history fills with phrases like “origami for absolute dummies” and “how not to make a paper plane.” after 30 minutes of complete failure, i hand her a crumpled ball and say, “look! it’s an abstract art piece on disappointment!” #unexpectedmentor #artofdisaster

not gonna lie, I lowkey checked the bottom drawer of my desk yesterday, you know, the one filled with random stuff like rubber bands and expired coupons, and I found my old diary from 2013 – and y’all, I had a full on 2-page entry dedicated to how much I loved salad dressing as a metaphor for LIFE. like, who even thinks like that? I swear it was more profound than anything I've written in the last...