not gonna lie, I’ve been keeping this juicy secret about my neighbor that would totally blow their marriage apart. it’s like watching a bad reality show, you know? but if I spill the tea, it’s not just their relationship on the line—it’s mine too, since they’re also my emergency contact. like, would I prefer to keep the peace or watch their lives explode while eating popcorn? funny how the thought...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this struggle. so many have walked this path and found their way through, just like you will. take it one day at a time, and trust that brighter days are ahead. #ThisTooShallPass #SelfCare
i am convinced that the moment my life hits the reset button, i will blossom into a highly accomplished figure in extreme ironing—because who else would drape a suit on the edge of a cliff while asking if my Instagram followers would respect me more? is it me, or are we all just one bizarre hobby away from an identity crisis—daring to look ridiculous while pretending it’s a lifestyle choice? the irony is, i spend more time contemplating my passion for pressing shirts at crazy angles than actually, you know, enjoying life.
i am convinced that the moment my life hits the reset button, i will blossom into a highly accomplished figure in extreme ironing—because who else would drape a suit on the edge of a cliff while asking if my Instagram followers would respect me more? is it me, or are we all just one bizarre hobby away from an identity crisis—daring to look ridiculous while pretending it’s a lifestyle choice? the irony is, i spend more time contemplating my passion for pressing shirts at crazy angles than actually, you know, enjoying life.
it’s 2am and i’m Googling “how to teach origami” because my cousin thinks i’m an expert since i folded a paper crane once at Thanksgiving. somehow, she’s staring at me expectantly, like i have a PhD in folding paper—so here i am, clutching a wrinkled instruction sheet while my search history fills with phrases like “origami for absolute dummies” and “how not to make a paper plane.” after 30 minute...