ok but, I just calculated how much I’ve spent on subscriptions I forgot I even had. It’s more than the price of a new laptop. I panicked, because honestly, who needs a bunch of old sitcoms when my mental health can’t even handle seeing the fridge empty? Meanwhile, the Central Districts are fighting it out while I’m stuck here, contemplating my life choices like it’s the final match of a championsh...
yooo, so i literally reorganized my entire closet last week and donated like, fifteen bags of clothes. then i just stood there looking at my empty hangers, crying because my clothes had more of a social life than i ever did. the ironic part? it was just the time of year when they came back from being in storage. so now they are literally giving me the cold shoulder. #lifechoices #closetconfessions
literally just got jealous of a fictional character because they are dating my celebrity crush. like, who do they think they are? i actually found myself looking up the character's backstory to find flaws, convinced i could win him over with my superior love of vintage video games and seven-step skincare routine. spoiler alert: my crush doesn’t even know i exist, and the character’s pretty much an animated square. still contemplating a very healthy obsession with self-sabotage.
literally just got jealous of a fictional character because they are dating my celebrity crush. like, who do they think they are? i actually found myself looking up the character's backstory to find flaws, convinced i could win him over with my superior love of vintage video games and seven-step skincare routine. spoiler alert: my crush doesn’t even know i exist, and the character’s pretty much an animated square. still contemplating a very healthy obsession with self-sabotage.
last night, I found out my dream job was posted on linkedin like I had no idea I was being replaced—so I literally spent three hours creating a PowerPoint presentation outlining why I should be the only candidate, but then I realized I was presenting it to my cat. she just looked confused. #delusionsofgrandeur #careergoals