yooo, so i literally reorganized my entire closet last week and donated like, fifteen bags of clothes. then i just stood there looking at my empty hangers, crying because my clothes had more of a social life than i ever did. the ironic part? it was just the time of year when they came back from being in storage. so now they are literally giving me the cold shoulder. #lifechoices #closetconfessions
literally just got jealous of a fictional character because they are dating my celebrity crush. like, who do they think they are? i actually found myself looking up the character's backstory to find flaws, convinced i could win him over with my superior love of vintage video games and seven-step skincare routine. spoiler alert: my crush doesn’t even know i exist, and the character’s pretty much an...
last night, I found out my dream job was posted on linkedin like I had no idea I was being replaced—so I literally spent three hours creating a PowerPoint presentation outlining why I should be the only candidate, but then I realized I was presenting it to my cat. she just looked confused. #delusionsofgrandeur #careergoals
last night, I found out my dream job was posted on linkedin like I had no idea I was being replaced—so I literally spent three hours creating a PowerPoint presentation outlining why I should be the only candidate, but then I realized I was presenting it to my cat. she just looked confused. #delusionsofgrandeur #careergoals
was scrolling through my feed when I literally liked a photo from fifty weeks ago. it was the anniversary of an ex's dog’s birthday party. I mean, who even posts that? now I'm over here pretending I have nothing to do with a dog I’ve never met while my thumbs are on the fast track to an international crisis. honestly, it’s almost as complicated as the current global situation, yet somehow more per...