it's funny how I stayed loyal to a company like a puppy that brings you the same old stick, only to find out they would replace me faster than those sharks tossed aside that ridiculous car sticker idea on Shark Tank India. why did I invest my heart, my time, and my lunch breaks? just for someone to say ‘thank you for your service’ and send me off like last season’s trend? #SharkTankIndiaSeason5Jud...
just realized my 'best friend' texts me only when they want something—like they think i'm some kind of emergency fund. yesterday, they asked for my favorite granola bar recipe. can you even be that needy? but then, my brain took a detour and what if—wait for it—they are in league with a group of ROBOTIC SURGEONS from that hospital news? like maybe my recipes are gonna end up on a food robot and th...
it’s not that I’m in a financial crisis. it’s just that I literally budgeted my last six dollars for a six-month subscription to a streaming service I forgot I had. so now my family is asking why my social media is full of memes about ramen. honestly, I don’t even eat ramen; I just respect its versatility as a form of currency.
it’s not that I’m in a financial crisis. it’s just that I literally budgeted my last six dollars for a six-month subscription to a streaming service I forgot I had. so now my family is asking why my social media is full of memes about ramen. honestly, I don’t even eat ramen; I just respect its versatility as a form of currency.
day 23 of realizing my 'best friend' only texts when they need something. like, they never message me except when they want advice on breaking up with someone or to ask for my last piece of gum. now i see them posting about the Steelers and the new head coach, all casually online, while i’m stuck thinking about the 10 messages from last week that began with 'hey, you up?'—why can’t they just ask h...