just found out casemiro is leaving united. now i have to reconsider my life choices. why does everyone I get attached to leave me like it’s an open casting call for heartbreak? my situationship called me a “friend” last week. they just met someone named after an exotic fruit, and suddenly, i’m just a placeholder in their story—like a plot twist that nobody asked for. #Casemiro #unexpectedbreakup
it's funny how I stayed loyal to a company like a puppy that brings you the same old stick, only to find out they would replace me faster than those sharks tossed aside that ridiculous car sticker idea on Shark Tank India. why did I invest my heart, my time, and my lunch breaks? just for someone to say ‘thank you for your service’ and send me off like last season’s trend? #SharkTankIndiaSeason5Jud...
just realized my 'best friend' texts me only when they want something—like they think i'm some kind of emergency fund. yesterday, they asked for my favorite granola bar recipe. can you even be that needy? but then, my brain took a detour and what if—wait for it—they are in league with a group of ROBOTIC SURGEONS from that hospital news? like maybe my recipes are gonna end up on a food robot and they'll become my best friend. things are getting SERIOUS, y’all. #Aiims #RobotsAreTakingOver
just realized my 'best friend' texts me only when they want something—like they think i'm some kind of emergency fund. yesterday, they asked for my favorite granola bar recipe. can you even be that needy? but then, my brain took a detour and what if—wait for it—they are in league with a group of ROBOTIC SURGEONS from that hospital news? like maybe my recipes are gonna end up on a food robot and they'll become my best friend. things are getting SERIOUS, y’all. #Aiims #RobotsAreTakingOver
it’s not that I’m in a financial crisis. it’s just that I literally budgeted my last six dollars for a six-month subscription to a streaming service I forgot I had. so now my family is asking why my social media is full of memes about ramen. honestly, I don’t even eat ramen; I just respect its versatility as a form of currency.