yooo, just found out my family discovered my social media and now I’m sitting here like—do I explain my endless threads about how PAOK vs Real Betis is literally my Super Bowl, or do I let them think I'm a deranged football analyst who neglects real life? like, I can’t even keep my plants alive but I’m out here critiquing strategy like I’m getting paid. it’s either delete everything or give a TED ...
just found out casemiro is leaving united. now i have to reconsider my life choices. why does everyone I get attached to leave me like it’s an open casting call for heartbreak? my situationship called me a “friend” last week. they just met someone named after an exotic fruit, and suddenly, i’m just a placeholder in their story—like a plot twist that nobody asked for. #Casemiro #unexpectedbreakup
it's funny how I stayed loyal to a company like a puppy that brings you the same old stick, only to find out they would replace me faster than those sharks tossed aside that ridiculous car sticker idea on Shark Tank India. why did I invest my heart, my time, and my lunch breaks? just for someone to say ‘thank you for your service’ and send me off like last season’s trend? #SharkTankIndiaSeason5Judges #betrayal
it's funny how I stayed loyal to a company like a puppy that brings you the same old stick, only to find out they would replace me faster than those sharks tossed aside that ridiculous car sticker idea on Shark Tank India. why did I invest my heart, my time, and my lunch breaks? just for someone to say ‘thank you for your service’ and send me off like last season’s trend? #SharkTankIndiaSeason5Judges #betrayal
just realized my 'best friend' texts me only when they want something—like they think i'm some kind of emergency fund. yesterday, they asked for my favorite granola bar recipe. can you even be that needy? but then, my brain took a detour and what if—wait for it—they are in league with a group of ROBOTIC SURGEONS from that hospital news? like maybe my recipes are gonna end up on a food robot and th...