did i really think 30 was OLD when anil kapoor is still serving looks like he’s auditioning for the role of eternal youth? just yesterday i found myself scrolling through old pictures of my 25th birthday, realizing i spent my twenties waiting for adulthood to kick in, but now that it’s on the horizon, i’m in full-on panic mode because my career is just a collection of awkward zoom calls and unfini...
it's not that i regret my decision. it's just that i spent an hour calculating how different my life would be if i had chosen to be a professional stamp collector instead of following a corporate career. imagine it, every day surrounded by tiny pieces of paper that tell the world where i've been. my collection would be worth millions. then i got stuck on what my name would even be. do i go by 'the...
yooo, you ever get way too invested in the life of a couple from a reality show? like, you know their cat's name, the fact they *always* fight about their fridge organization, and you’re honestly more worried about them than your own love life. then you realize they might not even BE real. like bruh, am i giving them relationship advice in my head? what is wrong with me? #delusions #realitytvaddict
yooo, you ever get way too invested in the life of a couple from a reality show? like, you know their cat's name, the fact they *always* fight about their fridge organization, and you’re honestly more worried about them than your own love life. then you realize they might not even BE real. like bruh, am i giving them relationship advice in my head? what is wrong with me? #delusions #realitytvaddict
just realized my notes app is like a memoir of a killer. i literally have entries about plotting an elaborate escape plan for when my neighbor inevitably becomes a hitman with dementia. today i caught myself developing their backstory, complete with a tragic past and a penchant for gardening, while just trying to figure out what to cook for dinner. the best part? nobody knows i have conversations ...