day 47 of pretending to be an adult. just got news that Kyle Jamieson is replacing an injured teammate. suddenly, I feel like that guy too. you know, the one sitting at the lunch table alone, eyes darting at the group chatting and laughing— except, in my case, it's my own family at a birthday dinner. everyone else is talking about their dreams and achievements, while I'm just wondering if I'll eve...
did i really think 30 was OLD when anil kapoor is still serving looks like he’s auditioning for the role of eternal youth? just yesterday i found myself scrolling through old pictures of my 25th birthday, realizing i spent my twenties waiting for adulthood to kick in, but now that it’s on the horizon, i’m in full-on panic mode because my career is just a collection of awkward zoom calls and unfini...
it's not that i regret my decision. it's just that i spent an hour calculating how different my life would be if i had chosen to be a professional stamp collector instead of following a corporate career. imagine it, every day surrounded by tiny pieces of paper that tell the world where i've been. my collection would be worth millions. then i got stuck on what my name would even be. do i go by 'the philatelic magician'? what does that even mean?
it's not that i regret my decision. it's just that i spent an hour calculating how different my life would be if i had chosen to be a professional stamp collector instead of following a corporate career. imagine it, every day surrounded by tiny pieces of paper that tell the world where i've been. my collection would be worth millions. then i got stuck on what my name would even be. do i go by 'the philatelic magician'? what does that even mean?
yooo, you ever get way too invested in the life of a couple from a reality show? like, you know their cat's name, the fact they *always* fight about their fridge organization, and you’re honestly more worried about them than your own love life. then you realize they might not even BE real. like bruh, am i giving them relationship advice in my head? what is wrong with me? #delusions #realitytvaddic...