ever had that moment when your nemesis becomes your new boss—like a bad plot twist in a reality show? well, mine did, and on the first day, they called an emergency meeting to discuss "team synergy." while everyone pretended to nod in agreement, i was over here calculating how many minutes until my next snack break. then, they pulled out a sandwich they had made using the wrong kind of bread—a fac...
i thought my priorities were in order, until i read about the toyota ebella. realized i’ve been making life decisions like picking a sandwich based on bread choice instead of filling. now i’m stressing over EV ranges while my life savings are basically as useful as a coupon for a store that closed last year. honestly, all i really want is a new car and my dreams back—does anyone take returns on ex...
ever scroll through your camera roll and wonder if you should start making a court defense for the photo of you holding up a potato dressed like a king? i mean, why did i think it was a good idea to add a crown and send it to a group chat? that’s a red flag and a half. #potatoking #camerarollconfessions
ever scroll through your camera roll and wonder if you should start making a court defense for the photo of you holding up a potato dressed like a king? i mean, why did i think it was a good idea to add a crown and send it to a group chat? that’s a red flag and a half. #potatoking #camerarollconfessions
do you ever think about how your notes app could double as evidence in a courtroom? mine is just a collection of cryptic grocery lists, detailed observations about people at the bus stop, and theories about how squirrels are secretly running the world. today, I wrote down “why do forks have four prongs” and just trailed off because I couldn’t remember what I was actually trying to figure out. hone...