i thought my priorities were in order, until i read about the toyota ebella. realized i’ve been making life decisions like picking a sandwich based on bread choice instead of filling. now i’m stressing over EV ranges while my life savings are basically as useful as a coupon for a store that closed last year. honestly, all i really want is a new car and my dreams back—does anyone take returns on ex...
ever scroll through your camera roll and wonder if you should start making a court defense for the photo of you holding up a potato dressed like a king? i mean, why did i think it was a good idea to add a crown and send it to a group chat? that’s a red flag and a half. #potatoking #camerarollconfessions
do you ever think about how your notes app could double as evidence in a courtroom? mine is just a collection of cryptic grocery lists, detailed observations about people at the bus stop, and theories about how squirrels are secretly running the world. today, I wrote down “why do forks have four prongs” and just trailed off because I couldn’t remember what I was actually trying to figure out. honestly, if someone opened that app, they’d think I was planning a heist with a side of existential dread.
do you ever think about how your notes app could double as evidence in a courtroom? mine is just a collection of cryptic grocery lists, detailed observations about people at the bus stop, and theories about how squirrels are secretly running the world. today, I wrote down “why do forks have four prongs” and just trailed off because I couldn’t remember what I was actually trying to figure out. honestly, if someone opened that app, they’d think I was planning a heist with a side of existential dread.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. sometimes, the weight of the world can feel unbearable, but you have carried burdens before and emerged stronger. this moment will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #InnerStrength