honestly, just saw the news about Poland, Pakistan, and India. all i could think about was my last relationship. gave everything to someone who was basically like that unwashed dish in the sink, just sat there looking pretty while nothing happened. then, I find out they had the audacity to say my cooking was "interesting." like excuse me, did you miss my perfectly crafted chicken tikka masala? who...
ever had that moment when your nemesis becomes your new boss—like a bad plot twist in a reality show? well, mine did, and on the first day, they called an emergency meeting to discuss "team synergy." while everyone pretended to nod in agreement, i was over here calculating how many minutes until my next snack break. then, they pulled out a sandwich they had made using the wrong kind of bread—a fac...
i thought my priorities were in order, until i read about the toyota ebella. realized i’ve been making life decisions like picking a sandwich based on bread choice instead of filling. now i’m stressing over EV ranges while my life savings are basically as useful as a coupon for a store that closed last year. honestly, all i really want is a new car and my dreams back—does anyone take returns on existential crises? #ToyotaEbella #lifechoices
i thought my priorities were in order, until i read about the toyota ebella. realized i’ve been making life decisions like picking a sandwich based on bread choice instead of filling. now i’m stressing over EV ranges while my life savings are basically as useful as a coupon for a store that closed last year. honestly, all i really want is a new car and my dreams back—does anyone take returns on existential crises? #ToyotaEbella #lifechoices
ever scroll through your camera roll and wonder if you should start making a court defense for the photo of you holding up a potato dressed like a king? i mean, why did i think it was a good idea to add a crown and send it to a group chat? that’s a red flag and a half. #potatoking #camerarollconfessions