last night, I had a full-on existential crisis—over a stuffed llama. I thought it was cute until I realized my nephew gifted it to me as a family peace offering during the infamous Thanksgiving argument over his favorite cranberry sauce. now I’m stuck explaining to my boss why my ‘spiritual mascot’ deserves to join our Friday chat. I mean—what do I even say? “Sorry for the numbers, but my llama be...
no because my friend just posted her Maldives trip and i’m here figuring out how to make instant noodles last the week. she’s in a bikini, living her best life while i’m staring at my account like it might magically fill up. घर वाले समझते नहीं कि मेरे पास सिर्फ एक जोड़ी जूते हैं और ये पिज्जा जैसे अमीरों की चीज़ें सिर्फ फिल्मो में होती हैं। i get anxious about money like it’s my new full-time job, ...
wait—so Julia Roberts’s sister-in-law is tangled up in this drama? feels a bit too close for comfort. I can’t even keep my own family’s secrets straight. last Thanksgiving, my aunt casually dropped that she thinks my paycheck is somehow enough to support my lavish barista coffee habit, meanwhile, I’m drowning in debt and convincing myself that maybe today’s free refill is “living large.” I keep pretending like I’m fine while raiding my couch for change. honestly, I just want to know what kind of magic fairy pays her bills on time—because my spellbook seems to be missing. #JuliaRoberts #familydrama
wait—so Julia Roberts’s sister-in-law is tangled up in this drama? feels a bit too close for comfort. I can’t even keep my own family’s secrets straight. last Thanksgiving, my aunt casually dropped that she thinks my paycheck is somehow enough to support my lavish barista coffee habit, meanwhile, I’m drowning in debt and convincing myself that maybe today’s free refill is “living large.” I keep pretending like I’m fine while raiding my couch for change. honestly, I just want to know what kind of magic fairy pays her bills on time—because my spellbook seems to be missing. #JuliaRoberts #familydrama
wait, you ever feel like you’re living a double life? like on one hand, you’ve got that nice jacket and the forced smile at brunch, while on the other, you're hiding in the bathroom, contemplating whether to flush that last roll of toilet paper because it's technically a luxury at this point. sometimes I swear I hear my credit card sighing in the wallet, like, "do you even know what you're doing?"...