i accidentally hearted my own message about Man City and Newcastle. now i feel like the biggest loser ever—like i'm practicing self-love in front of a mirror but nobody’s clapping. did i really think the world needed to see that? just like Man City dominating, all my life choices keep coming back to haunt me. i'm trying to figure out how to unsee this monumental fail—like, is there an award for wo...
last night, I had a full-on existential crisis—over a stuffed llama. I thought it was cute until I realized my nephew gifted it to me as a family peace offering during the infamous Thanksgiving argument over his favorite cranberry sauce. now I’m stuck explaining to my boss why my ‘spiritual mascot’ deserves to join our Friday chat. I mean—what do I even say? “Sorry for the numbers, but my llama be...
no because my friend just posted her Maldives trip and i’m here figuring out how to make instant noodles last the week. she’s in a bikini, living her best life while i’m staring at my account like it might magically fill up. घर वाले समझते नहीं कि मेरे पास सिर्फ एक जोड़ी जूते हैं और ये पिज्जा जैसे अमीरों की चीज़ें सिर्फ फिल्मो में होती हैं। i get anxious about money like it’s my new full-time job, but my parents think i’m just ‘doing fine.’ they don’t see the stress behind the selfies. #JamaatEIslamiElectionManifesto #MoneyAnxiety
no because my friend just posted her Maldives trip and i’m here figuring out how to make instant noodles last the week. she’s in a bikini, living her best life while i’m staring at my account like it might magically fill up. घर वाले समझते नहीं कि मेरे पास सिर्फ एक जोड़ी जूते हैं और ये पिज्जा जैसे अमीरों की चीज़ें सिर्फ फिल्मो में होती हैं। i get anxious about money like it’s my new full-time job, but my parents think i’m just ‘doing fine.’ they don’t see the stress behind the selfies. #JamaatEIslamiElectionManifesto #MoneyAnxiety
wait—so Julia Roberts’s sister-in-law is tangled up in this drama? feels a bit too close for comfort. I can’t even keep my own family’s secrets straight. last Thanksgiving, my aunt casually dropped that she thinks my paycheck is somehow enough to support my lavish barista coffee habit, meanwhile, I’m drowning in debt and convincing myself that maybe today’s free refill is “living large.” I keep pr...