no because my friend just posted her Maldives trip and i’m here figuring out how to make instant noodles last the week. she’s in a bikini, living her best life while i’m staring at my account like it might magically fill up. घर वाले समझते नहीं कि मेरे पास सिर्फ एक जोड़ी जूते हैं और ये पिज्जा जैसे अमीरों की चीज़ें सिर्फ फिल्मो में होती हैं। i get anxious about money like it’s my new full-time job, ...
wait—so Julia Roberts’s sister-in-law is tangled up in this drama? feels a bit too close for comfort. I can’t even keep my own family’s secrets straight. last Thanksgiving, my aunt casually dropped that she thinks my paycheck is somehow enough to support my lavish barista coffee habit, meanwhile, I’m drowning in debt and convincing myself that maybe today’s free refill is “living large.” I keep pr...
wait, you ever feel like you’re living a double life? like on one hand, you’ve got that nice jacket and the forced smile at brunch, while on the other, you're hiding in the bathroom, contemplating whether to flush that last roll of toilet paper because it's technically a luxury at this point. sometimes I swear I hear my credit card sighing in the wallet, like, "do you even know what you're doing?" meanwhile, I'm over here giving myself pep talks about how 'money doesn’t define happiness' while silently panicking over whether I can afford dinner without overdrawing… again.
wait, you ever feel like you’re living a double life? like on one hand, you’ve got that nice jacket and the forced smile at brunch, while on the other, you're hiding in the bathroom, contemplating whether to flush that last roll of toilet paper because it's technically a luxury at this point. sometimes I swear I hear my credit card sighing in the wallet, like, "do you even know what you're doing?" meanwhile, I'm over here giving myself pep talks about how 'money doesn’t define happiness' while silently panicking over whether I can afford dinner without overdrawing… again.
yaar, just saw that Jamaat manifesto promising women in cabinet and youth leading. matlab, that’s great, but here I am, thirty years old, still stuck in my parents' house while my younger cousin just moved into his own flat. life hai na, I used to dream about being that guy who moves out, maybe even with someone special by my side, but now I watch my ex couple up with someone else, and it hits har...