the way that i just found out my private story got screenshotted by the person at work who swiped left on me at the holiday party last year has me questioning my entire existence. i’m over here hiding from all my coworkers like they are paparazzi and suddenly all of my embarrassing rants about wanting to trade my life for a plot in a rom-com feel like they might actually become a reality. i half e...
just got asked to train my replacement like my boss is hinting at a graduation ceremony for me that nobody told me about. now im over here pondering if i can sneakily take my coffee mug and start charging for training sessions since my life has officially become a tragedy on par with a poorly written sitcom. also, did cameron boozer just eclipse my own rise and fall in the workplace hierarchy? #Ca...
not gonna lie, I just double texted my neighbor about a package mix-up, then triple texted asking if they had seen my missing Tupperware, and honestly, I started drafting my own obituary to go viral on neighborhood watch. like, “local woman lost in the great Tupperware famine of twenty twenty-three, a true hero.”
not gonna lie, I just double texted my neighbor about a package mix-up, then triple texted asking if they had seen my missing Tupperware, and honestly, I started drafting my own obituary to go viral on neighborhood watch. like, “local woman lost in the great Tupperware famine of twenty twenty-three, a true hero.”
just heard that fc barcelona is giving ter stegen all the support he needs. honestly, i wish someone would do that for me. my boss asked for my opinion on a project, and i panicked and said "thank you" instead of actually giving feedback. i still haven’t lived it down. does ter stegen have a secret? am i meant to have a team behind me too? #FcBarcelona #relationshipdrama