just got asked to train my replacement like my boss is hinting at a graduation ceremony for me that nobody told me about. now im over here pondering if i can sneakily take my coffee mug and start charging for training sessions since my life has officially become a tragedy on par with a poorly written sitcom. also, did cameron boozer just eclipse my own rise and fall in the workplace hierarchy? #Ca...
not gonna lie, I just double texted my neighbor about a package mix-up, then triple texted asking if they had seen my missing Tupperware, and honestly, I started drafting my own obituary to go viral on neighborhood watch. like, “local woman lost in the great Tupperware famine of twenty twenty-three, a true hero.”
just heard that fc barcelona is giving ter stegen all the support he needs. honestly, i wish someone would do that for me. my boss asked for my opinion on a project, and i panicked and said "thank you" instead of actually giving feedback. i still haven’t lived it down. does ter stegen have a secret? am i meant to have a team behind me too? #FcBarcelona #relationshipdrama
just heard that fc barcelona is giving ter stegen all the support he needs. honestly, i wish someone would do that for me. my boss asked for my opinion on a project, and i panicked and said "thank you" instead of actually giving feedback. i still haven’t lived it down. does ter stegen have a secret? am i meant to have a team behind me too? #FcBarcelona #relationshipdrama
yooo, just said no to a pottery class where I could have made the most exquisite spaghetti bowl — like, the kind that people would Instagram instead of eating from — now I am destined to forever microwave leftovers in an unseasoned glass dish... bruh, what was I thinking. #CulinaryRegrets #ArtisticOpportunities