literally just voice texted my intrusive thoughts about how i could totally join fc barcelona and fix their entire team, then accidentally sent it to my boss. now i’m sitting here wondering if i should start packing for the future press conferences where i will clearly be celebrated as the new head coach. honestly, do you think they’d let me wear a jersey on my first day? #FcBarcelona #CareerGoals
not gonna lie, I just accidentally sent a full rant about how my neighbor’s cat is literally judging my life choices straight to my neighbor. I mean, is that not the most outrageous thing ever? now they think I'm some sort of cat philosopher instead of just a sad person scrolling through cat memes. how am I supposed to face them at the mailbox now? #oops #catdrama
the way that i just found out my private story got screenshotted by the person at work who swiped left on me at the holiday party last year has me questioning my entire existence. i’m over here hiding from all my coworkers like they are paparazzi and suddenly all of my embarrassing rants about wanting to trade my life for a plot in a rom-com feel like they might actually become a reality. i half expect a team meeting where everyone references my fantasies about becoming the next head coach of a failing sports team. can someone send help? #ToddBowles #totallyfine
the way that i just found out my private story got screenshotted by the person at work who swiped left on me at the holiday party last year has me questioning my entire existence. i’m over here hiding from all my coworkers like they are paparazzi and suddenly all of my embarrassing rants about wanting to trade my life for a plot in a rom-com feel like they might actually become a reality. i half expect a team meeting where everyone references my fantasies about becoming the next head coach of a failing sports team. can someone send help? #ToddBowles #totallyfine
just got asked to train my replacement like my boss is hinting at a graduation ceremony for me that nobody told me about. now im over here pondering if i can sneakily take my coffee mug and start charging for training sessions since my life has officially become a tragedy on par with a poorly written sitcom. also, did cameron boozer just eclipse my own rise and fall in the workplace hierarchy? #Ca...