literally, i had a chance to join a football league, and i said no. i thought it would be too competitive, like i don’t need the stress of grown men yelling at me over a missed goal. but then i remembered the last time i turned something down – it was a chance to play Monopoly with my coworkers, and they STILL won’t stop asking why i ‘ran away.’ so now i’m spiraling. what if my career is just a se...
ever been completely devoted to a brand of dish soap? i mean, not just using it, but plotting your next moves based on how their commercials made you feel? so there i was, still loyal to this brand that would throw me out like yesterday’s leftovers at the first sign of grease on my plate, while i imagined creating a huge mural of their bottle with 'eternally grateful' under it. then i finally swit...
it's 2am and i just spent my last dollar on a custom mug with "I’m Nicki’s No. 1 fan" on it, because priorities. meanwhile, i literally can't afford the new shoes i need for work, so i'll be walking around in these ratty sneakers while sipping overpriced coffee out of my totally not necessary mug. guess who won't be getting hired, but will have the freshest mug in the break room? #NickiMinaj #Priorities
it's 2am and i just spent my last dollar on a custom mug with "I’m Nicki’s No. 1 fan" on it, because priorities. meanwhile, i literally can't afford the new shoes i need for work, so i'll be walking around in these ratty sneakers while sipping overpriced coffee out of my totally not necessary mug. guess who won't be getting hired, but will have the freshest mug in the break room? #NickiMinaj #Priorities
not gonna lie, I accidentally liked a post from my high school crush while deep stalking their wedding photos, and now I am CONVINCED that every St. John's basketball game is secretly about me getting exposed. like, am I on a digital investigation team? did I just accidentally create my own dramatic soap opera? my coworkers would definitely pick the St. John’s mascot to narrate my life right now. ...