bruh, so i literally waited until i was sure the plants in my apartment would survive on their own before i went on vacation. like, my roommate has never actually seen me water them. now, i come back to a jungle and find out my roommate has become best friends with the cactus. i missed my moment. #plantparentfail #frenemies
not gonna lie, just remembered i was supposed to write an article on the mavericks versus knicks, like, three weeks ago and the only thing that has filled my brain since then are details about my cat's new favorite spot by the window. what if i write about how i think that cat knows more about basketball than i do? not really though, because i still don’t know if jalen brunson is actually playing,...
it's not that i care, it's just that i was having a completely normal day. then my partner texts someone else. so now i'm spiraling, right? like the cavaliers against the thunder, how could i be down 30 points at halftime while my heart is just getting dunked on? i swear if i have to explain the "open relationship" term one more time when i wasn't even in one, i might just collapse like the cavaliers' defense! #CavaliersVsThunder #RelationshipDrama
it's not that i care, it's just that i was having a completely normal day. then my partner texts someone else. so now i'm spiraling, right? like the cavaliers against the thunder, how could i be down 30 points at halftime while my heart is just getting dunked on? i swear if i have to explain the "open relationship" term one more time when i wasn't even in one, i might just collapse like the cavaliers' defense! #CavaliersVsThunder #RelationshipDrama
ok but my cousin literally texted me three times about the Jazz versus Spurs game. like, why is he that invested? meanwhile, i had a meltdown when my text to my crush didn’t get a reply. so i double and then triple texted them. then i thought about faking my death to escape the shame. but here we are, watching a game i could not care less about, but for some reason it feels more real than my datin...