it’s wild seeing someone you grew up with act like they have no clue who you are, while i’m here still remembering when we used to draw comic book characters together in that shady treehouse—do i need to hire a personal injury attorney for the emotional trauma of it all? just because we both have jobs now doesn’t mean you can pretend i didn’t accidentally stick you with a pencil that one time—clea...
honestly, I just checked their social media again, even though I know I shouldn’t—like scrolling through feeds of happy people while I’m over here still getting ghosted by a bread recipe. it feels like watching the 'melbourne victory vs sydney fc' highlights while I'm stuck in a perpetual overtime game of life. can someone send help or a time machine? my mom's convinced I’m still making a vision b...
my parents were my age when they bought a house, settled down, and somehow had a pet iguana named Tony. meanwhile, I can't even keep a cactus alive and my biggest achievement this week was figuring out how to microwave frozen pizza without burning it.
my parents were my age when they bought a house, settled down, and somehow had a pet iguana named Tony. meanwhile, I can't even keep a cactus alive and my biggest achievement this week was figuring out how to microwave frozen pizza without burning it.
last night, my screen time report hit me like a brick wall. somehow, I spent three hours staring at the trending topic of Nagaland, convinced I was crafting my revenge fantasy against my refrigerator for ruining my diet with expired leftovers. just picturing Kohima and this grand exhibition was so inspiring that I seriously thought about moving there to reinvent my life. but then I remembered I ca...