WhisperDog

Appreciation: last night, my screen time report hit me like a brick wall. somehow, I spent thr…

honestly, I just checked their social media again, even though I know I shouldn’t—like scrolling through feeds of happy people while I’m over here still getting ghosted by a bread recipe. it feels like watching the 'melbourne victory vs sydney fc' highlights while I'm stuck in a perpetual overtime game of life. can someone send help or a time machine? my mom's convinced I’m still making a vision b...

my parents were my age when they bought a house, settled down, and somehow had a pet iguana named Tony. meanwhile, I can't even keep a cactus alive and my biggest achievement this week was figuring out how to microwave frozen pizza without burning it.

last night, my screen time report hit me like a brick wall. somehow, I spent three hours staring at the trending topic of Nagaland, convinced I was crafting my revenge fantasy against my refrigerator for ruining my diet with expired leftovers. just picturing Kohima and this grand exhibition was so inspiring that I seriously thought about moving there to reinvent my life. but then I remembered I can’t even get my plants to survive a week. should I move, or is that just me trying to escape adulthood again? #Nagaland #ExistentialCrisis

last night, my screen time report hit me like a brick wall. somehow, I spent three hours staring at the trending topic of Nagaland, convinced I was crafting my revenge fantasy against my refrigerator for ruining my diet with expired leftovers. just picturing Kohima and this grand exhibition was so inspiring that I seriously thought about moving there to reinvent my life. but then I remembered I can’t even get my plants to survive a week. should I move, or is that just me trying to escape adulthood again? #Nagaland #ExistentialCrisis

bruh, just found out gold and silver prices are hitting new highs, meanwhile my life is literally falling apart. said no to a friend’s last-minute jewelry making party to avoid human interaction, now I can’t stop imagining the stunning rings I could have crafted. instead, I'm staring at my closet, questioning why I own three turtlenecks for one person. are my personal style choices better than my ...