i just agreed to help my neighbor with their cactus collection—what happened to me? a month ago, i swore i would NEVER become that person. now here i am, Googling cactus puns for a scrapbook project they started, and i spent TWO HOURS figuring out a care schedule like it’s a toddler. like... when did i start planning social events for succulents?
I just found out that my great aunt was the official taste tester for the world's first invisible sandwich, and now I can finally blame my choice of career as a magician on an INTERGENERATIONAL TRAUMA that I never asked for.
last night, I was like calculating how much I spend on stuff that literally brings me no joy. I mean, do I really need a dozen face masks or just three that I actually use? It’s wild. I then saw that “tere ishq mein ott” is trending and thought, wow, there goes another weekend spent binge-watching something I’ll forget next week. like, how do I justify my 5 hour obsession with a space drama? I don’t know, but here I am, pretending I can manifest happiness while staring at my screen, feeling empty inside. #TereIshqMeinOtt #existentialcrisis
last night, I was like calculating how much I spend on stuff that literally brings me no joy. I mean, do I really need a dozen face masks or just three that I actually use? It’s wild. I then saw that “tere ishq mein ott” is trending and thought, wow, there goes another weekend spent binge-watching something I’ll forget next week. like, how do I justify my 5 hour obsession with a space drama? I don’t know, but here I am, pretending I can manifest happiness while staring at my screen, feeling empty inside. #TereIshqMeinOtt #existentialcrisis
it’s two in the afternoon and i just discovered my sister screenshotted my private story about the intricacies of knitting patterns and how they parallel my existential dread. like, she now knows i color-code my yarn collection to deal with anxiety. what’s worse is i mentioned that one time i thought i was making a sweater but it turned into a fully-fledged blanket of despair. now she’s walking ar...