I just found out that my great aunt was the official taste tester for the world's first invisible sandwich, and now I can finally blame my choice of career as a magician on an INTERGENERATIONAL TRAUMA that I never asked for.
last night, I was like calculating how much I spend on stuff that literally brings me no joy. I mean, do I really need a dozen face masks or just three that I actually use? It’s wild. I then saw that “tere ishq mein ott” is trending and thought, wow, there goes another weekend spent binge-watching something I’ll forget next week. like, how do I justify my 5 hour obsession with a space drama? I don...
it’s two in the afternoon and i just discovered my sister screenshotted my private story about the intricacies of knitting patterns and how they parallel my existential dread. like, she now knows i color-code my yarn collection to deal with anxiety. what’s worse is i mentioned that one time i thought i was making a sweater but it turned into a fully-fledged blanket of despair. now she’s walking around, knitting needles in hand, judging me for combining purple and green in the same project. i'm scared she’ll bring it up at family dinner. do i just start practicing escape routes now or what?
it’s two in the afternoon and i just discovered my sister screenshotted my private story about the intricacies of knitting patterns and how they parallel my existential dread. like, she now knows i color-code my yarn collection to deal with anxiety. what’s worse is i mentioned that one time i thought i was making a sweater but it turned into a fully-fledged blanket of despair. now she’s walking around, knitting needles in hand, judging me for combining purple and green in the same project. i'm scared she’ll bring it up at family dinner. do i just start practicing escape routes now or what?
honestly, just realized my sibling is the favorite because they always win the “who gets the most unsolicited advice” award. my mom actually made a chart to keep track of our achievements, and they only ever fill in their side while i sit here with my impressive collection of rejected science fair projects. meanwhile, every time i even mention my new hobby of building miniature boats, it's met wit...