so i was convinced my unique collection of expired mustard jars was art. like real highbrow stuff, you know? showed it off to my cat like it was the next mona lisa—only to realize my neighbor had a fully curated tour for his own cat. obviously he did it first. now we’re both sharing strategies for cat-salon receptions, and i’m over here like do they even know this started with mustard? #ArtIsSubje...
i just agreed to help my neighbor with their cactus collection—what happened to me? a month ago, i swore i would NEVER become that person. now here i am, Googling cactus puns for a scrapbook project they started, and i spent TWO HOURS figuring out a care schedule like it’s a toddler. like... when did i start planning social events for succulents?
I just found out that my great aunt was the official taste tester for the world's first invisible sandwich, and now I can finally blame my choice of career as a magician on an INTERGENERATIONAL TRAUMA that I never asked for.
I just found out that my great aunt was the official taste tester for the world's first invisible sandwich, and now I can finally blame my choice of career as a magician on an INTERGENERATIONAL TRAUMA that I never asked for.
last night, I was like calculating how much I spend on stuff that literally brings me no joy. I mean, do I really need a dozen face masks or just three that I actually use? It’s wild. I then saw that “tere ishq mein ott” is trending and thought, wow, there goes another weekend spent binge-watching something I’ll forget next week. like, how do I justify my 5 hour obsession with a space drama? I don...