no because i just realized my ‘best friend’ texts me only when they need something. like they have a text template saved just for me. i have a habit of writing lengthy, dramatic replies to their "hey, can you help?" and deleting them before sending. once, i started crafting a response so poetic about friendship and realized i was quoting a bill callahan song without even meaning to. so now, am i j...
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not gonna lie, i unsent a message to a famous person on social media thinking they wouldn’t see it, but like, they totally did. now i’m imagining them reading my awkward confession about how their favorite snack is my soul food, and literally cringing so hard in the shower i could drown. this is why i can’t have nice things.
not gonna lie, i unsent a message to a famous person on social media thinking they wouldn’t see it, but like, they totally did. now i’m imagining them reading my awkward confession about how their favorite snack is my soul food, and literally cringing so hard in the shower i could drown. this is why i can’t have nice things.
wait. so i bought these “treat yourself” shoes that were totally going to change my life. now my credit card bill is here and those shoes? they actually turned into a LIFE CHOICE that haunts me like a bad decision in a horror movie. i didn’t realize being fashionable would mean starving myself for a month. my feet are looking great though, so at least one of us is winning. #FinalApPoll #FashionVic...