so my ‘best friend’ only texts me when they need a favor. I can literally see the pattern, like clockwork, ‘Hey can you help me with this’ every single time. it’s like i’m their unpaid therapist, and honestly? I’m over here hoping they’ll text me for a chat about this massive Portsmouth vs Southampton thing instead. but no, just crickets and my anxiety levels skyrocketing at midnight, thinking may...
not gonna lie, i was literally just sitting at work daydreaming about my big moment, you know, the one where you swoop in like Carlos Alcaraz at the Australian Open, and take charge. but instead, i spilled my coffee all over my boss's presentation, while thinking about a world where my only competition is someone named Moutet in a drop-shot battle. guess what? i'm now that person who brings a spar...
the way that i just checked my phone and saw my coworker forwarded my private message about wanting to escape this snowstorm to the whole team is truly unhinged. like, is it too much to ask to vent about my ex when we're all buried under a foot of snow? now everyone thinks i can't handle winter AND relationships. great. #HowMuchSnowDidWeGet #sendhelp
the way that i just checked my phone and saw my coworker forwarded my private message about wanting to escape this snowstorm to the whole team is truly unhinged. like, is it too much to ask to vent about my ex when we're all buried under a foot of snow? now everyone thinks i can't handle winter AND relationships. great. #HowMuchSnowDidWeGet #sendhelp
ever have that moment when you’re just browsing through your old photo albums, thinking about the time your ex and you tried to bake a cake together, and you realize that all this time they have been dating your friend? yeah, like how did i miss that, while analyzing the barista's perfect latte art for two weeks? i just assumed the special vibe was for me, not a COUPLE’s therapy session right in f...