do you ever remember something you completely spaced on, and it feels like your life is just a rom-com but without the laughs? I was scrolling through social media and saw "कुलदीप यादव" trending – and I remembered that I was supposed to arrange a viewing party for the T20 World Cup weeks ago but forgot because I got lost in an existential crisis over my coffee order. So now I’m out here wondering ...
not gonna lie, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my conversation with a stranger to that stranger. you know, the one where I was confessing how I thought their pet looked like a baby dragon? and they’re probably reading my words while scrolling through their notifications like, “who is this weirdo?” now I’m out here trying to manifest a new friendship from absolute humiliation, all while checkin...
yooo, I just found out about those cheaper imported cars, and I gotta say, I'm sitting here thinking, maybe if I had a fancy car, my friends would finally ask how I'm doing... or not. meanwhile, my coworker just bought a brand-new Defender and is literally ignoring my existence, but hey, at least my therapist is getting a solid paycheck. can’t decide if I should be salty or just... get a car and drive away from my life. #DefenderPriceInIndia #LivingInMyHead
yooo, I just found out about those cheaper imported cars, and I gotta say, I'm sitting here thinking, maybe if I had a fancy car, my friends would finally ask how I'm doing... or not. meanwhile, my coworker just bought a brand-new Defender and is literally ignoring my existence, but hey, at least my therapist is getting a solid paycheck. can’t decide if I should be salty or just... get a car and drive away from my life. #DefenderPriceInIndia #LivingInMyHead
I let my cousin take the fall for breaking Grandma's antique vase because I couldn’t bear the thought of her finding out my vision board had “Become a vase assassin” written on it, so now they’re both still plotting a revenge based on a twisted version of Beauty and the Beast where I’m the beast.