i spent an hour imagining how different my life would be if i chose to collect rare types of moss instead of starting a career in marketing, and now i'm pretty sure i could have been the next moss mogul but instead here i am, overthinking the appropriate level of eye contact at a coffee shop… like, should i have said hi or… am i too mossy for this social interaction? #regretfuldecisions #overthink...
do you ever remember something you completely spaced on, and it feels like your life is just a rom-com but without the laughs? I was scrolling through social media and saw "कुलदीप यादव" trending – and I remembered that I was supposed to arrange a viewing party for the T20 World Cup weeks ago but forgot because I got lost in an existential crisis over my coffee order. So now I’m out here wondering ...
not gonna lie, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my conversation with a stranger to that stranger. you know, the one where I was confessing how I thought their pet looked like a baby dragon? and they’re probably reading my words while scrolling through their notifications like, “who is this weirdo?” now I’m out here trying to manifest a new friendship from absolute humiliation, all while checking the news on bbai stock because I thought maybe being a millionaire would cushion this blow. imagine trying to be smooth and charming while also contemplating how one random company’s stock drop could make or break your next move. I mean, I can’t even text back without dying inside. #BbaiStock #AwkwardManifesting
not gonna lie, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my conversation with a stranger to that stranger. you know, the one where I was confessing how I thought their pet looked like a baby dragon? and they’re probably reading my words while scrolling through their notifications like, “who is this weirdo?” now I’m out here trying to manifest a new friendship from absolute humiliation, all while checking the news on bbai stock because I thought maybe being a millionaire would cushion this blow. imagine trying to be smooth and charming while also contemplating how one random company’s stock drop could make or break your next move. I mean, I can’t even text back without dying inside. #BbaiStock #AwkwardManifesting
yooo, I just found out about those cheaper imported cars, and I gotta say, I'm sitting here thinking, maybe if I had a fancy car, my friends would finally ask how I'm doing... or not. meanwhile, my coworker just bought a brand-new Defender and is literally ignoring my existence, but hey, at least my therapist is getting a solid paycheck. can’t decide if I should be salty or just... get a car and d...