not gonna lie, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my conversation with a stranger to that stranger. you know, the one where I was confessing how I thought their pet looked like a baby dragon? and they’re probably reading my words while scrolling through their notifications like, “who is this weirdo?” now I’m out here trying to manifest a new friendship from absolute humiliation, all while checkin...
yooo, I just found out about those cheaper imported cars, and I gotta say, I'm sitting here thinking, maybe if I had a fancy car, my friends would finally ask how I'm doing... or not. meanwhile, my coworker just bought a brand-new Defender and is literally ignoring my existence, but hey, at least my therapist is getting a solid paycheck. can’t decide if I should be salty or just... get a car and d...
I let my cousin take the fall for breaking Grandma's antique vase because I couldn’t bear the thought of her finding out my vision board had “Become a vase assassin” written on it, so now they’re both still plotting a revenge based on a twisted version of Beauty and the Beast where I’m the beast.
I let my cousin take the fall for breaking Grandma's antique vase because I couldn’t bear the thought of her finding out my vision board had “Become a vase assassin” written on it, so now they’re both still plotting a revenge based on a twisted version of Beauty and the Beast where I’m the beast.
wait, so Summer Walker’s going on tour and I’m over here trying to figure out how I lost the ability to make decisions—like I dyed my hair a color I don't even like just because someone said it would look better. now I’m sitting in my room, questioning why I chose to dress up as someone else for someone else's approval. but I guess that’s better than crying in my pajamas and binge-watching every r...