day 47 of pretending my life is on track. my family found my social media and now they are convinced my existential crisis is an art project. they think my tweets about 'flow' are about self-discovery. they have no idea they are literally about me attempting to manifest a gaming laptop to escape reality. i promised myself this was going to be my year, and here we are. i think they might call the a...
last night, i accidentally double texted a reminder about a project. then, i triple texted a meme because why not? i considered faking my death to escape the embarrassment. just like the drama from the rajasthan high court, my life feels like a never-ending soap opera. did someone say 'con artist'? i am the main character in my own tragicomedy. #RajasthanHighCourt #Oops
it's not that I think thirty is old, it’s just that my favorite cereal is now marketed as "for seniors" and my back cracks when I stand up after sitting. honestly, I feel like I’m just getting the hang of my life, and now I have to start looking into investing in... um, mutual funds? and is it just me or is that word so…
it's not that I think thirty is old, it’s just that my favorite cereal is now marketed as "for seniors" and my back cracks when I stand up after sitting. honestly, I feel like I’m just getting the hang of my life, and now I have to start looking into investing in... um, mutual funds? and is it just me or is that word so…
I literally waited for the perfect time to make my famous chili. Turns out, the cold front hitting Gujarat is perfect, but guess who is stuck with instant noodles because they never showed up? I had my apron on, recipe memorized, and now I am crying over a soggy microwave dinner. Honestly, the weather may change, but my lack of social skills will not. #Gujarat #HotMess