last night, i accidentally double texted a reminder about a project. then, i triple texted a meme because why not? i considered faking my death to escape the embarrassment. just like the drama from the rajasthan high court, my life feels like a never-ending soap opera. did someone say 'con artist'? i am the main character in my own tragicomedy. #RajasthanHighCourt #Oops
it's not that I think thirty is old, it’s just that my favorite cereal is now marketed as "for seniors" and my back cracks when I stand up after sitting. honestly, I feel like I’m just getting the hang of my life, and now I have to start looking into investing in... um, mutual funds? and is it just me or is that word so…
I literally waited for the perfect time to make my famous chili. Turns out, the cold front hitting Gujarat is perfect, but guess who is stuck with instant noodles because they never showed up? I had my apron on, recipe memorized, and now I am crying over a soggy microwave dinner. Honestly, the weather may change, but my lack of social skills will not. #Gujarat #HotMess
I literally waited for the perfect time to make my famous chili. Turns out, the cold front hitting Gujarat is perfect, but guess who is stuck with instant noodles because they never showed up? I had my apron on, recipe memorized, and now I am crying over a soggy microwave dinner. Honestly, the weather may change, but my lack of social skills will not. #Gujarat #HotMess
Not gonna lie, I just found out my best friend told someone my secret about my weird obsession with collecting dust bunnies. I mean, who doesn’t appreciate their fluffy little faces? Why would I keep that to myself? Now I have to have a public reveal party just to save face, complete with name tags for my "pets". Like, how do I even explain that I take them for imaginary walks around my apartment?...