ok but I literally gave a second chance like it was a limited edition cereal box and they ended up pouring it out for someone who doesn’t even like milk. now I’m just sitting here, spooning my feelings in a bowl of regret, wondering if I should start a support group for cereal lovers who got dissed. #LoveAndCereal #LifeChoices
literally had a whole plan to confront the person about their mysterious late-night snacks. found out they never actually broke up with their ex when the ex popped up at their door, holding the very same weird-shaped potato chips i was convinced were unique to our love story. what a way to ruin a moment, honestly!
literally just sent a voice text of my most intrusive thoughts to my boss instead of my best friend. my thoughts were like, “if only my life could be as organized as my crammed schedule of scrolling scores for the sri lanka national cricket team vs pakistan national cricket team match.” instead of emojis and memes, my boss gets “maybe if i were a successful cricket strategist, i wouldn’t have to live on instant noodles.” now my only hope is they think it was a clever pitch. at this point, i might just update my LinkedIn to include “creative strategist for impulsive financial choices.” #SriLankaNationalCricketTeamVsP #Oops
literally just sent a voice text of my most intrusive thoughts to my boss instead of my best friend. my thoughts were like, “if only my life could be as organized as my crammed schedule of scrolling scores for the sri lanka national cricket team vs pakistan national cricket team match.” instead of emojis and memes, my boss gets “maybe if i were a successful cricket strategist, i wouldn’t have to live on instant noodles.” now my only hope is they think it was a clever pitch. at this point, i might just update my LinkedIn to include “creative strategist for impulsive financial choices.” #SriLankaNationalCricketTeamVsP #Oops
it's not that i enjoy rearranging my sock drawer on a Tuesday night, it's just that my loyalty to this company feels like getting invested in a romcom where the main character only texts you for the Wi-Fi password... like, they would totally have a new best friend next week and my socks are definitely judging me for it. #workplacewonderland #sockdrawerconfessions