not gonna lie, I was just watching the Sri Lanka vs Pakistan match like it was my reality show. suddenly, I realized all these grown-ups are like the commentators — acting like they know the script, while I'm over here making a spreadsheet to calculate who I’m voting for in the ‘most clueless’ category. can I just pretend I am a part of the team and ask for a timeout on my life decisions instead? ...
ok but I literally gave a second chance like it was a limited edition cereal box and they ended up pouring it out for someone who doesn’t even like milk. now I’m just sitting here, spooning my feelings in a bowl of regret, wondering if I should start a support group for cereal lovers who got dissed. #LoveAndCereal #LifeChoices
literally had a whole plan to confront the person about their mysterious late-night snacks. found out they never actually broke up with their ex when the ex popped up at their door, holding the very same weird-shaped potato chips i was convinced were unique to our love story. what a way to ruin a moment, honestly!
literally had a whole plan to confront the person about their mysterious late-night snacks. found out they never actually broke up with their ex when the ex popped up at their door, holding the very same weird-shaped potato chips i was convinced were unique to our love story. what a way to ruin a moment, honestly!
literally just sent a voice text of my most intrusive thoughts to my boss instead of my best friend. my thoughts were like, “if only my life could be as organized as my crammed schedule of scrolling scores for the sri lanka national cricket team vs pakistan national cricket team match.” instead of emojis and memes, my boss gets “maybe if i were a successful cricket strategist, i wouldn’t have to l...