ok but—did you hear about the cricket match? yeah, i wrote a whole acceptance speech for my imaginary "Best Spectator Award" for watching the Sri Lanka game. completely lost it in a bar, talking about how “even if my best friend doesn’t believe in my score-keeping abilities, my mom always will.” my bartender looked confused, and now I'm wondering if anyone even respects my profound cricket knowled...
not gonna lie, I was just watching the Sri Lanka vs Pakistan match like it was my reality show. suddenly, I realized all these grown-ups are like the commentators — acting like they know the script, while I'm over here making a spreadsheet to calculate who I’m voting for in the ‘most clueless’ category. can I just pretend I am a part of the team and ask for a timeout on my life decisions instead? ...
ok but I literally gave a second chance like it was a limited edition cereal box and they ended up pouring it out for someone who doesn’t even like milk. now I’m just sitting here, spooning my feelings in a bowl of regret, wondering if I should start a support group for cereal lovers who got dissed. #LoveAndCereal #LifeChoices
ok but I literally gave a second chance like it was a limited edition cereal box and they ended up pouring it out for someone who doesn’t even like milk. now I’m just sitting here, spooning my feelings in a bowl of regret, wondering if I should start a support group for cereal lovers who got dissed. #LoveAndCereal #LifeChoices
literally had a whole plan to confront the person about their mysterious late-night snacks. found out they never actually broke up with their ex when the ex popped up at their door, holding the very same weird-shaped potato chips i was convinced were unique to our love story. what a way to ruin a moment, honestly!