the way that i treated myself to a brand new waffle maker because it was on sale, right, but when the credit card bill came, it literally felt like my kitchen appliance was judging me while I sobbed over frozen waffles, like was it worth it for fluffy breakfast at three a.m. when i can't even make toast without burning it?
ever noticed how people bring up your cousin’s success at family gatherings like it’s a new diet fad? meanwhile, im over here crying in my PBR and thinking how my biggest achievement this month is remembering to water my plants. this morning, i accidentally signed into a bull riding streaming service instead of my banking app and felt like it summed up my whole life. as my cousin buys houses, i’m ...
day 14 of living in a new city. still sending heartfelt texts to someone who left me for their ex—who I later found out still thinks pineapple belongs on pizza. so here I am—practicing my small talk with strangers—hoping one will show up and invite me to a hockey game tonight because you know what? predators are clearly doing their thing against the avalanche of my life choices. who knew it would be THIS hard to break a habit of clinging to ghosts? #PredatorsVsAvalanche #DramaticLiving
day 14 of living in a new city. still sending heartfelt texts to someone who left me for their ex—who I later found out still thinks pineapple belongs on pizza. so here I am—practicing my small talk with strangers—hoping one will show up and invite me to a hockey game tonight because you know what? predators are clearly doing their thing against the avalanche of my life choices. who knew it would be THIS hard to break a habit of clinging to ghosts? #PredatorsVsAvalanche #DramaticLiving
my boss just told us "we’re like family here" before announcing there will be no raises this year. I felt like the long-lost relative they only invite to the funeral — you know, the one who keeps the weird heirloom to remind them of their STRUGGLES. honestly, the only person in this family that feels like a real adult is the coffee machine. also, after seeing #DrewBarrymore cry about her childhood...