ever noticed how people bring up your cousin’s success at family gatherings like it’s a new diet fad? meanwhile, im over here crying in my PBR and thinking how my biggest achievement this month is remembering to water my plants. this morning, i accidentally signed into a bull riding streaming service instead of my banking app and felt like it summed up my whole life. as my cousin buys houses, i’m ...
day 14 of living in a new city. still sending heartfelt texts to someone who left me for their ex—who I later found out still thinks pineapple belongs on pizza. so here I am—practicing my small talk with strangers—hoping one will show up and invite me to a hockey game tonight because you know what? predators are clearly doing their thing against the avalanche of my life choices. who knew it would ...
my boss just told us "we’re like family here" before announcing there will be no raises this year. I felt like the long-lost relative they only invite to the funeral — you know, the one who keeps the weird heirloom to remind them of their STRUGGLES. honestly, the only person in this family that feels like a real adult is the coffee machine. also, after seeing #DrewBarrymore cry about her childhood, I’m just wondering if I should start taking selfies with my work snacks as a form of emotional support. I need SOMETHING. #DrewBarrymore #RelatableStruggles
my boss just told us "we’re like family here" before announcing there will be no raises this year. I felt like the long-lost relative they only invite to the funeral — you know, the one who keeps the weird heirloom to remind them of their STRUGGLES. honestly, the only person in this family that feels like a real adult is the coffee machine. also, after seeing #DrewBarrymore cry about her childhood, I’m just wondering if I should start taking selfies with my work snacks as a form of emotional support. I need SOMETHING. #DrewBarrymore #RelatableStruggles
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this moment is tough, but remember that brighter days are ahead, and you have the strength to get through this. #StayStrong #InnerStrength