wait, my friend group picked sides in a debate about whether to keep the snack cupboard organized by color or flavor. somehow, i ended up on the flavor side. i have literally never liked chocolate and now i’m expected to defend a philosophy built on gummy bears.
the way that i treated myself to a brand new waffle maker because it was on sale, right, but when the credit card bill came, it literally felt like my kitchen appliance was judging me while I sobbed over frozen waffles, like was it worth it for fluffy breakfast at three a.m. when i can't even make toast without burning it?
ever noticed how people bring up your cousin’s success at family gatherings like it’s a new diet fad? meanwhile, im over here crying in my PBR and thinking how my biggest achievement this month is remembering to water my plants. this morning, i accidentally signed into a bull riding streaming service instead of my banking app and felt like it summed up my whole life. as my cousin buys houses, i’m figuring out which drawer to shove my “urgent” mail in. #Pbr #Relatable
ever noticed how people bring up your cousin’s success at family gatherings like it’s a new diet fad? meanwhile, im over here crying in my PBR and thinking how my biggest achievement this month is remembering to water my plants. this morning, i accidentally signed into a bull riding streaming service instead of my banking app and felt like it summed up my whole life. as my cousin buys houses, i’m figuring out which drawer to shove my “urgent” mail in. #Pbr #Relatable
day 14 of living in a new city. still sending heartfelt texts to someone who left me for their ex—who I later found out still thinks pineapple belongs on pizza. so here I am—practicing my small talk with strangers—hoping one will show up and invite me to a hockey game tonight because you know what? predators are clearly doing their thing against the avalanche of my life choices. who knew it would ...