yaar, matlab imagine, mere college ke dost ki shaadi ka video dekh raha tha, kuch 50 lakhs ka shadi ka jamela, aur main to yaar, apni bartan wash karne wali machine se kuch badi rahein, matlab, baarish main kabhi nikalna bhi pade, bas ghar ki galiyaan bhatak raha hoon. ek taraf gharelu rang, ek taraf aise décor ki baatein sun kar yaad aata hai, mere saath hi kuch uncles the jo dance bhi nahi karte...
the way that literally everyone is obsessed with elon musk's latest space launch. meanwhile, my friends are planning a weekend without me like i'm not over here wondering if i even exist. do they think i wouldn’t find out? how am i supposed to feel when i see those texts pop up and realize i’m not even included in their literal “earthbound adventures”? i might as well sign up for space camp becaus...
i said i would never be that person who leaves the house looking like a half-eaten burrito—but here i am, sweatpants and unbrushed hair as my signature look—what happened to the dream of glamorous outings? now it’s just me staring at a pile of laundry that mocks me—i think my clothes are trying to stage a rebellion—im so far gone i’ve started talking to the dust bunnies and asking them about their day. this is my life now—basically a sitcom with no laugh track—just pure existential dread with a side of crumbs from last week’s takeout. #relatable #chaos
i said i would never be that person who leaves the house looking like a half-eaten burrito—but here i am, sweatpants and unbrushed hair as my signature look—what happened to the dream of glamorous outings? now it’s just me staring at a pile of laundry that mocks me—i think my clothes are trying to stage a rebellion—im so far gone i’ve started talking to the dust bunnies and asking them about their day. this is my life now—basically a sitcom with no laugh track—just pure existential dread with a side of crumbs from last week’s takeout. #relatable #chaos
i stumbled upon this viral dance challenge and thought, "why not?" spent hours practicing moves in my living room while my cat judged me. in a moment of delusion, i imagined the crowd at my dream wedding all doing the dance as i made my entrance, oblivious to the fact i can barely pay rent. by the time i recorded it, i was pretty sure my imaginary husband was the one escaping down the aisle. #Vira...