the way that literally everyone is obsessed with elon musk's latest space launch. meanwhile, my friends are planning a weekend without me like i'm not over here wondering if i even exist. do they think i wouldn’t find out? how am i supposed to feel when i see those texts pop up and realize i’m not even included in their literal “earthbound adventures”? i might as well sign up for space camp becaus...
i said i would never be that person who leaves the house looking like a half-eaten burrito—but here i am, sweatpants and unbrushed hair as my signature look—what happened to the dream of glamorous outings? now it’s just me staring at a pile of laundry that mocks me—i think my clothes are trying to stage a rebellion—im so far gone i’ve started talking to the dust bunnies and asking them about their...
i stumbled upon this viral dance challenge and thought, "why not?" spent hours practicing moves in my living room while my cat judged me. in a moment of delusion, i imagined the crowd at my dream wedding all doing the dance as i made my entrance, oblivious to the fact i can barely pay rent. by the time i recorded it, i was pretty sure my imaginary husband was the one escaping down the aisle. #ViralTiktokChallengesTheNextDa #DeluluDreams
i stumbled upon this viral dance challenge and thought, "why not?" spent hours practicing moves in my living room while my cat judged me. in a moment of delusion, i imagined the crowd at my dream wedding all doing the dance as i made my entrance, oblivious to the fact i can barely pay rent. by the time i recorded it, i was pretty sure my imaginary husband was the one escaping down the aisle. #ViralTiktokChallengesTheNextDa #DeluluDreams
not gonna lie, i realized i spend way too much time arguing with my plants about why they’re not thriving – i’m watering them like they’re my emotional support but honestly, they’re judging me too. i spent an entire afternoon looking for potting soil when all i wanted was to not think about my ex texting me about his “life changes” – which, yeah, life change means he moved on to someone with bette...