so my toxic coworker just got promoted and is now my boss. my reaction? shaking my head as i simultaneously check if walmart is open today for comfort snacks. is it ironic that the only thing that could heal this chaotic workplace drama is a greasy slice of pizza i’m too scared to admit i love? #IsWalmartOpenToday #CorporateChaos
the way i just had a full meltdown because my boss praised someone else for an idea i thought was pure genius, and now i cant help but feel like mitchell marsh getting benched during a crucial match, and this all happened right after my 20-minute daydream about taking credit for an invention that solves world hunger. talk about irony. #MitchellMarsh #workdrama
you ever revealed too much in front of someone you barely know? i casually mentioned how i love winter because it reminds me of the time my ex took me to see a snowstorm on our first date—and suddenly we're discussing my hopes of a future filled with hot cocoa and a fireplace that doesn’t exist. next thing i know, i’m tearing up talking about the symbolism of snow in our broken relationship, while they just nod like they're trying to calculate #SnowTotals. but here's the twist—my crush texts me, asking if we can meet up during the blizzard, and now i have to figure out how to take it back. #SnowTotals #Oops
you ever revealed too much in front of someone you barely know? i casually mentioned how i love winter because it reminds me of the time my ex took me to see a snowstorm on our first date—and suddenly we're discussing my hopes of a future filled with hot cocoa and a fireplace that doesn’t exist. next thing i know, i’m tearing up talking about the symbolism of snow in our broken relationship, while they just nod like they're trying to calculate #SnowTotals. but here's the twist—my crush texts me, asking if we can meet up during the blizzard, and now i have to figure out how to take it back. #SnowTotals #Oops
so my relatives are all like, “look at your cousin, they just won that award for best avocado toast recipe” and I am just standing there thinking, should I tell them I’m on the cusp of a breakthrough with my life goal of mastering microwave popcorn flavors... like, can we take a moment to acknowledge my potential to create the ultimate chili lime buttery snack experience? is anybody keeping track ...