yooo, so i just spent the last hour arguing with my ex in my head about what they said last week, and now i’m genuinely mad at them. meanwhile, the weather in baltimore is getting heavy snow and ice. guess i’ll be snowed in all week, too mad to go outside and too stubborn to apologize. might just build a snowman version of my life choices instead. #BaltimoreWeather #dramaticoverload
so my toxic coworker just got promoted and is now my boss. my reaction? shaking my head as i simultaneously check if walmart is open today for comfort snacks. is it ironic that the only thing that could heal this chaotic workplace drama is a greasy slice of pizza i’m too scared to admit i love? #IsWalmartOpenToday #CorporateChaos
the way i just had a full meltdown because my boss praised someone else for an idea i thought was pure genius, and now i cant help but feel like mitchell marsh getting benched during a crucial match, and this all happened right after my 20-minute daydream about taking credit for an invention that solves world hunger. talk about irony. #MitchellMarsh #workdrama
the way i just had a full meltdown because my boss praised someone else for an idea i thought was pure genius, and now i cant help but feel like mitchell marsh getting benched during a crucial match, and this all happened right after my 20-minute daydream about taking credit for an invention that solves world hunger. talk about irony. #MitchellMarsh #workdrama
you ever revealed too much in front of someone you barely know? i casually mentioned how i love winter because it reminds me of the time my ex took me to see a snowstorm on our first date—and suddenly we're discussing my hopes of a future filled with hot cocoa and a fireplace that doesn’t exist. next thing i know, i’m tearing up talking about the symbolism of snow in our broken relationship, while...