why am I somehow mentoring a 14 year old on how to tie a tie when I still can’t figure out how to get my fitted sheets on the bed correctly—just standing there in the middle of this awkward silence, teaching knotting techniques like I’m an expert when the last time I wore one was probably for a third grade presentation on planets? #lifeisweird #mentorshipgonewrong
yooo, so i just spent the last hour arguing with my ex in my head about what they said last week, and now i’m genuinely mad at them. meanwhile, the weather in baltimore is getting heavy snow and ice. guess i’ll be snowed in all week, too mad to go outside and too stubborn to apologize. might just build a snowman version of my life choices instead. #BaltimoreWeather #dramaticoverload
so my toxic coworker just got promoted and is now my boss. my reaction? shaking my head as i simultaneously check if walmart is open today for comfort snacks. is it ironic that the only thing that could heal this chaotic workplace drama is a greasy slice of pizza i’m too scared to admit i love? #IsWalmartOpenToday #CorporateChaos
so my toxic coworker just got promoted and is now my boss. my reaction? shaking my head as i simultaneously check if walmart is open today for comfort snacks. is it ironic that the only thing that could heal this chaotic workplace drama is a greasy slice of pizza i’m too scared to admit i love? #IsWalmartOpenToday #CorporateChaos
the way i just had a full meltdown because my boss praised someone else for an idea i thought was pure genius, and now i cant help but feel like mitchell marsh getting benched during a crucial match, and this all happened right after my 20-minute daydream about taking credit for an invention that solves world hunger. talk about irony. #MitchellMarsh #workdrama