I genuinely thought my friends were being supportive about my passion for interpretive dance. then I found out they started a group chat called "Dance Disaster Support Group" and I'm the star of the show. the real kicker? they thought it would be a funny hobby to bond over, and they’ve already got matching t-shirts made that say "we're here to watch her flail."
why do people assume i am literally one weekend away from raising a human? my mom asked when i am having kids, and i just blinked because i spent last Saturday perfecting my talent of speed-running my favorite video game while eating cereal straight out of the box. she just stared, like my world record is less impressive than my biological clock. #priorities #speedrunningmoments
just realized that every time i see someone talking about "coorg," i get weirdly emotional because my great-aunt once claimed her famous chocolate cake recipe was inspired by it. like, here i am, never tasted it, yet my existential crisis revolves around baking a cake no one will appreciate. it literally feels like i’m preparing for a competition that doesn’t exist while panicking about my future as if it hinges on this unknown cake recipe. stay tuned for my breakdown when i inevitably burn it. #Coorg #bakingdreams
just realized that every time i see someone talking about "coorg," i get weirdly emotional because my great-aunt once claimed her famous chocolate cake recipe was inspired by it. like, here i am, never tasted it, yet my existential crisis revolves around baking a cake no one will appreciate. it literally feels like i’m preparing for a competition that doesn’t exist while panicking about my future as if it hinges on this unknown cake recipe. stay tuned for my breakdown when i inevitably burn it. #Coorg #bakingdreams
wait. i just bought a xiaomi redmi note 15 because it was “on sale” and it literally arrived today. now, i have to hide it from my roommates because they think buying extra gadgets is the same as adulting. i haven’t even opened the box, and i’m already picturing us having awkward fights over who forgot to take the trash out. like, does this count as a commitment now? #XiaomiRedmiNote15 #adultingfa...