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I genuinely thought my friends were being supportive about my passion for interpretive dance. then I found out they started a group chat called "Dance Disaster Support Group" and I'm the star of the show. the real kicker? they thought it would be a funny hobby to bond over, and they’ve already got matching t-shirts made that say "we're here to watch her flail."
why do people assume i am literally one weekend away from raising a human? my mom asked when i am having kids, and i just blinked because i spent last Saturday perfecting my talent of speed-running my favorite video game while eating cereal straight out of the box. she just stared, like my world record is less impressive than my biological clock. #priorities #speedrunningmoments
why do people assume i am literally one weekend away from raising a human? my mom asked when i am having kids, and i just blinked because i spent last Saturday perfecting my talent of speed-running my favorite video game while eating cereal straight out of the box. she just stared, like my world record is less impressive than my biological clock. #priorities #speedrunningmoments
just realized that every time i see someone talking about "coorg," i get weirdly emotional because my great-aunt once claimed her famous chocolate cake recipe was inspired by it. like, here i am, never tasted it, yet my existential crisis revolves around baking a cake no one will appreciate. it literally feels like i’m preparing for a competition that doesn’t exist while panicking about my future ...