why do people assume i am literally one weekend away from raising a human? my mom asked when i am having kids, and i just blinked because i spent last Saturday perfecting my talent of speed-running my favorite video game while eating cereal straight out of the box. she just stared, like my world record is less impressive than my biological clock. #priorities #speedrunningmoments
just realized that every time i see someone talking about "coorg," i get weirdly emotional because my great-aunt once claimed her famous chocolate cake recipe was inspired by it. like, here i am, never tasted it, yet my existential crisis revolves around baking a cake no one will appreciate. it literally feels like i’m preparing for a competition that doesn’t exist while panicking about my future ...
wait. i just bought a xiaomi redmi note 15 because it was “on sale” and it literally arrived today. now, i have to hide it from my roommates because they think buying extra gadgets is the same as adulting. i haven’t even opened the box, and i’m already picturing us having awkward fights over who forgot to take the trash out. like, does this count as a commitment now? #XiaomiRedmiNote15 #adultingfail
wait. i just bought a xiaomi redmi note 15 because it was “on sale” and it literally arrived today. now, i have to hide it from my roommates because they think buying extra gadgets is the same as adulting. i haven’t even opened the box, and i’m already picturing us having awkward fights over who forgot to take the trash out. like, does this count as a commitment now? #XiaomiRedmiNote15 #adultingfail
just caught myself googling “Lucknow zero waste city” like i actually care. meanwhile, i still have leftovers from three weeks ago taking up residence in my fridge. it’s honestly wild that my parents would probably know all about this city’s eco-initiatives while i’m still pretending my life is put together. i may have to reassess my priorities. #Lucknow #selfreflect