i woke up to my parents’ divorce like it was a corporate merger gone wrong—i'm literally the mediator in this emotional battleground. it’s like trying to score points in a cricket match while they argue over whose turn it is to take me to therapy. honestly, if managing family drama was an Olympic sport, i would definitely be like the pakistani team during that match against aus, barely keeping it ...
literally, I stayed loyal to my favorite coffee shop like it was my soulmate, only to find out they would replace me with a barista who thinks decaf is a food group. honestly, I thought we had something special. like, I cried into my overpriced oat milk latte, and then the new guy called me “the last customer.” so, here I am, single and searching for a new place to feel special while everyone else...
if you are in a tough place right now, just remember that every struggle is a step toward becoming a stronger version of yourself. #YouMatter #InnerStrength
if you are in a tough place right now, just remember that every struggle is a step toward becoming a stronger version of yourself. #YouMatter #InnerStrength
sometimes i make up ridiculous scenarios where i get trapped in an elevator with a stranger who has, like, an inexplicable phobia of cheese. we spend hours trying to communicate, but it literally ends with me becoming their therapist, discussing their childhood trauma over a slice of brie. honestly, it's way more entertaining than scrolling through my actual life. at least then, my future spouse k...